More Kindergarten Trauma

I'm not sure what they are teaching in school these days...  Tonight my kindergartener was all excited when I got home.  "Dad! Dad! Dad!" She exclaimed as I walked in the door.  "Yes sweetie...  What is it?"  Her reply: "We can't kiss dogs because they lick their butts!"

"Hmmm.  Yes dear.  That is true.  Ummmm. Good to see you too."