This is Not America.
Kai hasn't said anything funny for a while and I started to worry that perhaps he had outgrown his funny stage. Today my fears were set aside. We were talking about places he might want to visit when he gets older and the possibility of going to Korea came up.
Kai replied, "Sure, but first I want to visit America." I paused and asked him where he lived. "Dad, this is Heber, not America."
Indeed, he may have a point there...