"Hmmm. Yes dear. That is true. Ummmm. Good to see you too."
Idea Patch
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing." - Mark Twain
"Nothing is quite as funny as the unintended humor of reality." - Steve Allen
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
More Kindergarten Trauma
"Hmmm. Yes dear. That is true. Ummmm. Good to see you too."
Saturday, January 14, 2012
Monday, January 09, 2012
Wednesday, January 04, 2012
Cherry 7UP Antioxidant
And to think this whole time I've been holding back unnecessarily... Thanks to the wonderful antioxidant health benefits of this amazing product, I am restrained no more.
As you can see this is an empty bottle of Cherry 7UP Antioxidant.
Saturday, December 31, 2011
Thursday, December 29, 2011
What the VERY heck?
It’s interesting to see my five year old, Summer, learn new words. Although I have no idea where she picks up some of the phrases she repeats. For the last couple of weeks she has been infatuated with “What the heck.” It started out as “What the...?” and continued in that format for some time. Fortunately she added “heck.” Otherwise I worry a casual listener would assume she heard the more obvious conclusion to that phrase from yours truly – which let me assure you was definitely not the case. As my wife will certainly attest - I never swear.
Mom: “Time to get ready for school.”
Summer: “What the...?”
Me: “Do you want me to read you a story?”
Summer: “What the...?”
Sister: “Want me to help you pick out your clothes?”
Summer: “What the heck?”
Summer looking at her food: “What the heck?”
Me: “I love you Summer.”
Summer: “What the heck?”
Well, we all know that language usage evolves. Today Summer apparently wanted to add yet additional emphasis to the phrase:
Summer standing in front of the DVD player trying to figure out how to play a movie: “What the VERY heck.”
Thursday, December 22, 2011
Broiled Mexican Whites
So I’ve heard things can be a little tense in Mexico for güeros or blancos - Mexicans of the lighter variety usually because of European descent. (Nacho Libre is a blanco).
I went to a Mexican restaurant for lunch today… I'll think twice before wearing stretchy pants next time I'm in Mexico.


