Tuesday, January 24, 2012

More Kindergarten Trauma

I'm not sure what they are teaching in school these days...  Tonight my kindergartener was all excited when I got home.  "Dad! Dad! Dad!" She exclaimed as I walked in the door.  "Yes sweetie...  What is it?"  Her reply: "We can't kiss dogs because they lick their butts!"

"Hmmm.  Yes dear.  That is true.  Ummmm. Good to see you too."

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Monday, January 09, 2012

Having a mid-life crisis can be fun

http://youtu.be/c7Mw-1ECv9Q

 

As I said, this blog is dedicated to the funny stuff…

Wednesday, January 04, 2012

Cherry 7UP Antioxidant

And to think this whole time I've been holding back unnecessarily...  Thanks to the wonderful antioxidant health benefits of this amazing product, I am restrained no more. 

 

As you can see this is an empty bottle of Cherry 7UP Antioxidant.  

Saturday, December 31, 2011

More Whole Grain Than Any Other Ingredient

And after eating a diet rich in Lucky Charms your backside will be more than any other body part...

Thursday, December 29, 2011

What the VERY heck?

It’s interesting to see my five year old, Summer, learn new words. Although I have no idea where she picks up some of the phrases she repeats. For the last couple of weeks she has been infatuated with “What the heck.” It started out as “What the...?” and continued in that format for some time. Fortunately she added “heck.” Otherwise I worry a casual listener would assume she heard the more obvious conclusion to that phrase from yours truly – which let me assure you was definitely not the case. As my wife will certainly attest - I never swear.

Mom: “Time to get ready for school.”

Summer: “What the...?”

Me: “Do you want me to read you a story?”

Summer: “What the...?”

Sister: “Want me to help you pick out your clothes?”

Summer: “What the heck?”

Summer looking at her food: “What the heck?”

Me: “I love you Summer.”

Summer: “What the heck?”

Well, we all know that language usage evolves. Today Summer apparently wanted to add yet additional emphasis to the phrase:

Summer standing in front of the DVD player trying to figure out how to play a movie: “What the VERY heck.”

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Broiled Mexican Whites

So I’ve heard things can be a little tense in Mexico for güeros or blancos - Mexicans of the lighter variety usually because of European descent. (Nacho Libre is a blanco).

I went to a Mexican restaurant for lunch today… I'll think twice before wearing stretchy pants next time I'm in Mexico.